When Jake was around 2 years old I kept a piece of paper on the fridg so I could quickly record the funny things he would say. I kept it and used the funnies in a scrapbook for grandparents a year ago. I was so glad I had written them down. Between sleep deprevation and the brain cells that I lost after childbirth, I would have been unable to remember “accurately” his sayings. Paige turned 2 a few months ago and she now has a list on the fridg. I thought it would be filled with things she was rambling, and it is, but I have found myself writing things from Jake’s mouth too.
Here is a sampling:
Paige’s first word “Hi” at 9 months (yes I said 9 months!!!)
Also at 9 mo she said “Bye, bye”, “Dake” (for Jake)
9.5 months “Baby”
10 months “uh, oh”, “cup”, “pretty, pretty, pretty”, “kitty cat”
11months “mama”
1year “tickle”, “bubba”, “eat”, “no, no”
1.5yr “Dada”
(We moved and got busy and I didn’t write anything from 1.5 yrs until 2yrs)
2 yr. I asked her what she wanted to color and she said “whoo, whoo, ha, ha” I misunderstood a few times then I saw the Curious George book and I grabbed it and she said “Yes!” like…”Mommy finally figured it out!!”
“Pops says I’m princess” and “I’m pretty” I think we are going to have a vanity issue…
So for Jake I found his 4yr old list, too funny!!
At 4 yrs. “Paige has 3 muscles on her arm”(baby fat rolls)
Jake: “I’m 4, I’m a grown up”
Mommy: “not really” ( i like to keep it real)
Jake: “ok, 1 more year and I’ll be a grown up.”
“Now that I’m 4 I can work on the computer and watch Scooby Doo.”
I killed a spider and Jake said without skipping a beat “God would you take that spider to heaven?”
Jake: “I’ll be a grown up, big like Daddy, when I’m 20″
Jake sings a song “O is for obey O is for obey, obey is doing what you should, O is for obey” one day I heard him singing “D is for disobey, D is for disobey…”
4.5 he said “I love Mommy, Daddy and Paige, I am the best lover in the whole world.”
5.5 he just said this this week “Can you put a list of the rules for school in my uniform pocket so I don’t forget? There is a pocket, right? I don’t want to do too many bad things and get kicked out of school.” he must have been listening Ken!!
I had asked him why he couldn’t remember to put his PJ’s in the drawer in the morning and he said he didn’t know. Then I asked why he could remember to eat his yogurt every morning but couldn’t remember to put the PJ’s away. He said “If I do it everyday then “BAM” I remember the next day!” This is truly genius!!!
Thanks for humoring me…
Love, Nicole
All kids are funny!!!! Write it down!


























































